This review probably doesn’t require too much preamble, as there’s a heavy clue in the product name, but for the avoidance of doubt I’ll be talking about the effectiveness of Nads Hair Removal Cream (available at Amazon here) at getting rid of the hair from my nether regions, ie my balls (testicles if you’re fancy) and bumcrack.
Using Nads Hair Removal Cream For De-Hairing The Balls
I’ve always kept the area relatively trim using scissors or clippers, but decided it might be a lot easier to use a cream, and I’d imagine a lot more pleasant for anyone spending time in close proximity to the area. So I looked online, read a few reviews, and decided this product looked may be the most suitable for removing hairs and not setting my balls on fire which is ultimately what you want, isn’t it?
The first thing to note, is that the instructions warn you not to use this cream on sensitive areas, and there’s a picture of man’s hairless chest on the front of the tube. But it’s also called Nads, so we all know what it’s really meant for.
Application of Nads Hair Removal Cream is very simple.
I stood in the shower, squirted a very generous amount into my hand, and slathered all over my balls, base of my cock, and along my arse crack. I was VERY careful not to get it on my helmet or arsehole, as I can’t believe that would feel particularly nice, and then I waited.
The instructions say to wait for 3 to 6 minutes, and being a wimp I tried 3 first before washing off.
Now, maybe I have super strong pubes, but 3 minutes didn’t seem to do much, other than make my hair feel a bit more coarse than usual. I was tempted to put more on and go again, but the instructions are quite clear that you shouldn’t apply again for a few days so I waited. (Another time I did try to reapply, and instantly felt burning, so I wouldn’t recommend it).
My advice: Be patient…
Afew days later, I found a good podcast, slathered on the cream, and gave it 6 minutes. This time, when I washed the cream off, it worked perfectly. Hair seemed to have dissolved, and came off easily, leaving me very smooth and very hairless. The area was a little red, so I applied some unscented moisturiser, and all was good.
I’d thoroughly recommend Nads Hair Removal Cream for de-hairing the balls and bumcrack, if only for the sensation when you pass wind through a totally hairless arse, which is a novelty I don’t have the words to explain in this review. It also made me feel very ‘aware’ of my gentleman’s area for the next couple of days, which only added to my normally high sex drive.
Other points to note, I have tried applying this cream after showering rather than before, I and I don’t know if it’s coincidence, or because I’d removed oils from my skin, but it was deeply unpleasant. Within seconds I felt like the whole area was on fire, and had to wash off in a hurry – if it had been my first time I’d have chucked the tube in the bin and never gone back, but I’ve never had this problem again.
How much and where to buy
Nads Hair Removal Cream is currently around a tenner from Amazon. One tube can do around three applications. I have them on Subscribe and Save where you can save 10%, and get a tube delivered every two months.
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