You can get a 10% discount on the Biird.co website with the code WHINGEWINE. Review reproduced and edited for this website with permission.
Biird are a female-led pleasure positive brand.
Their mission is ‘to dispel the taboo surrounding sex toys and other products designed specifically to make you feel good‘ and their toys are just about the cutest, squishiest, most non-threatening sex toys you could possibly buy.
They’re a great intro into the world of female pleasure toys but even if you’re already an aficionado with a very well stocked bedside cabinet, there is plenty of reason to take a look.
(Not convinced? Read about why more women need sex toys in their life here).
The first Biird toy I got my hands on was the Evii mini vibrator (reviewed here), followed by the chunkier Biird Namii (reviewed here), a vibrator, a clitoral stimulator/sucker and a night light all in one!
This time, Biird have brought out a range non-vibrating toys called the Elements range.
They’re all really pretty, ergonomically shaped and handcrafted from natural materials including glass, stainless steel and rose quartz.
After seeing how lovely they looked, I was very intrigued. Half a bottle of wine later, I’d asked them to send me the whole lot – the Yonii quartz eggs, Pixii rose quartz dildo, Cecii glass dildo, Kalii glass curved g-spot dildo and Polii stainless steel curved g-spot dildo – to review for your reading pleasure.
Firstly, a little about Biird.
Who are Biird?
Biird are all about female empowerment; encouraging women to enjoy their sexuality and not hide it away. They make really unintimidating sex toys for clitoris-having people as well as a range of cute merch, which happens to be adorned with clitorides (yes, that’s the plural of clitoris. I googled it). Until now, they concentrated on cute, squishy silicone vibrating/sucking toys – namely the Evii and the Namii reviewed previously.
As an aside, the Namii is an excellent buy any day of the week. It’s available on the Biird website with an RRP of £99 (and 10% off using WHINGEWINE) with free shipping.
Read about clit suckers here to find out what it is and how it works.
The Biird Elements range
The Biird Elements range are a set of four beautiful-looking dildos and some rose quartz Yoni eggs. Each is crafted from a body safe, natural material.
Each of the Elements toys comes boxed, and at the moment, to celebrate the launch, you get a free zipped vegan leather case (worth £26) with each one.
I’ll run through the different Biird Elements sex toys and what they’re like – starting with my personal favourite, the Kalii glass curved g-spot dildo.
Kalii glass g-spot dildo
The Kalii glass curved g-spot dildo is an absolute work of art. Handmade from borosilicate glass, it has a rainbow finish which reflects the light beautifully. Because of its material, it can be heated using body heat or even cooled for different sensations. Practically, its curved design means it can stimulate the g-spot if used internally.
It’s comparatively large (18cm/7 inches) and quite heavy, weighing 1lb. It’s very pretty to look at and the ergonomic shape makes it pleasing in the hand. It would not look out of place on a shelf of interesting trinkets and even if your elderly nan visits, she may not immediately think ‘dildo’. She might though, I’ve heard she’s a bit dirty like.
You may be thinking ‘is glass actually a good material to make a dildo out of?’ but don’t worry; as well as being body safe and easy to clean, borosilicate glass is very strong. If you do happen to drop it and notice any chips or scratches then obviously stop using it immediately, but treated well it should last you many happy years.
The Kalii g-spot dildo costs £35 and at the moment you can get a free vegan leather zip case with it to keep it safe and away from prying eyes – that goes for the rest of the range too. You can also get 10% off the Kalii as well as the rest of the sex toys on the Biird website using WHINGEWINE at the checkout here.
Cecii glass dildo
Also made from strong borosilicate glass is the Cecii. The Cecii is an elegant glass dildo which is extremely pretty to look at, and reflects the light in a beautiful way. Honestly, I didn’t think I’d be here talking about pretty dildos, but here we are.
It doesn’t look like a sex toy at all; in fact it looks a little like a very long bottle stopper, etched subtly with the Biird ‘b’ logo. Even your naughty nan would struggle with recognising it as a dildo if it was on a shelf, probably.
It’s much lighter, weighing around a third of a pound, and is 6.3 inches long so is a little cuter and perhaps less intimidating alternative to the the larger Polii or Kalii g-spot dildos. Again, it’s made from a body safe material which can be warmed and cooled for a bit of temperature play.
The Cecii costs £31 – including the pouch – from the website here. Don’t forget the discount code!
Rose quartz Yonii eggs
I didn’t know that you could get crystal sex toys, but then I guess I’ve lead a fairly sheltered life, however the Biird rose quartz Yonii yoni eggs are just what you need to realign your chakras, or whatever.
Despite doing yoga every week and drinking a lot of herbal tea, I admit I was not previously familiar with yoni eggs.
Having now looked into what they do and what they’re for, I’ll tell you that they supposedly help tone your pelvic floor, something that I’m fairly sure most of us could benefit from, strengthen the vagina and make you aware of your sexuality and sensuality while wearing them.
Rose quartz – such as the Biird Yonii eggs are made from – is actually a very popular material for Yoni eggs.
Among those that believe in the healing powers of crystals it is believed that they emit vibrations of love, warmth and healing, regulate menstrual cycles, increase libido and although I’m not necessarily one to go in for all of that, they are certainly pretty.
The Biird Yonii eggs come as a pair with an extra silicone holder so you can use one egg or both. They weigh 1.3oz per egg. They would also look lovely on a sideboard.
As with anything used internally, it’s really important that they’re cleaned properly to avoid infections. Soap and water does the trick. Don’t wear for an extended period of time.
They cost £35 from the Biird website here.
Don’t forget, you can get 10% off the Elements range and other sex toys on the Biird.co website with the discount code WHINGEWINE.
All of the Biird Elements range of dildos and yoni eggs come with a five year guarantee. In fact, they’re so confident that they’ll last, that if they break outside of that five years, they’ll even give you 50% off a new one. That’s service!
Side note: Please do not go popping any of these sex toys up your bum, no matter how tempted. They don’t have flared bases, and you will end up with an embarrassing trip to A&E.
If you want to do that kind of thing, check out this post for safe anal toys instead.
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