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I’ve reviewed some unusual sex toys over the years, but I don’t think I’ve ever reviewed an alarm clock before. And yet here we are, because the BeYourLover Naughty Clock is exactly that: a fully functioning, retro-style alarm clock with two little sex toys hiding inside it.
It’s ridiculously cute. If you take out the sex toy element it looks like something teens would have absolutely loved in the 90s, and nobody would ever guess that the two little shapes sitting on top are actually a clitoral suction toy and a miniature vibrator.
But are the toys any good? And does the clock actually work? What are you actually getting for your money here?
First Impressions and What’s in the Box
The BeYourLover Naughty Clock costs approximately £73, although you can get 20% off with our discount code tammy20, bringing it down to around £58.40.
It comes in three different colours, and the whole thing is designed to look like a cute, old-fashioned bedside alarm clock. The two removable toys slot neatly into the top, where they look like part of the design rather than anything remotely sexual.
Even the packaging is lovely. It has a slightly anime, skincare-gift-set sort of aesthetic, with everything neatly tucked away inside. You have to tear open part of the packaging to reveal the contents, in a blind-box type of way similar to Monsterpub toys.
Inside, you get the clock with its two removable toys, a USB-C charging cable and an instruction booklet. The instructions are clear, well-written and surprisingly comprehensive giving instructions on how to set the clock and alarms.
The clock itself has a soft, tactile finish that feels lovely to handle. And it’s cute. Have I mentioned that it’s cute?
An Alarm Clock That Really Works
I wasn’t expecting to devote quite so much attention to the clock functionality in a sex toy review, but it’s genuinely good.
There are three buttons on the back for setting the time and alarms, plus a snooze button on top. I managed to set everything without reading the instructions, so it’s reasonably intuitive if you’ve ever used a digital alarm clock.
You can set two separate alarms, and the display automatically switches off after 30 minutes when not plugged in to charge. You can also put it into sleep mode manually by holding the top button, then press a button to illuminate the display when you want to check the time.
This is actually one of my favourite features. I hate having illuminated clocks beside my bed, and I deliberately keep my phone away from me at night. Otherwise, checking the time at 3am can turn into checking notifications, reading something depressing and struggling to get back to sleep. Having a bedside clock that doesn’t glow all night is rather lovely.
I left it unplugged overnight, and it was still showing the correct time in the morning. More importantly, the alarm went off at the right time.
It’s an old-fashioned bibbidi-bip, bibbidi-bip, bibbidi-bip sort of alarm, and it was certainly loud enough to get me out of bed for work.
It has a snooze function – if you tap the top button, it’ll go off every ten minutes for half an hour, or you can dismiss the alarm using the button on the back.
The clock charges via USB-C, and while the manufacturer doesn’t specify how long it will last in standby mode, mine worked perfectly well unplugged for over three days.
It’s brilliantly discreet. If you’re an adult living with your parents, sharing a flat or staying in university accommodation, you could leave this on your bedside table without anyone giving it a second glance. It’s a proper alarm clock so it has a legitimate reason to be there.
The Little Clitoral Suction Toy
Now for the part I was most excited about, because I love clitoral suction toys. Unfortunately, it was also the part I found most disappointing.
The suction toy is absolutely tiny, roughly comparable in size to the Womanizer Snap, and looks a bit like a miniature mushroom. It’s very cute and incredibly quiet. Even in a silent bedroom at night, I could barely hear it operating.
It has eight suction modes, including three steady intensities followed by five patterns. There’s just one physical button, so if you accidentally scroll past your preferred setting, you have to cycle through everything to get back to it. Anyone who’s read my reviews before will know how much I dislike that.
The bigger problem, sadly, is the suction itself. Even at its highest intensity, it doesn’t have much welly. The stimulation feels far less refined than the better suction toys I’ve tried, and although it’s perfectly functional, it doesn’t deliver the sort of powerful, satisfying sensation I’ve come to expect.
I did manage to orgasm with it, so I’m certainly not saying it doesn’t work. But it took considerably longer than usual, and I had to put quite a lot of mental effort into getting there. It wasn’t one of those experiences where the toy practically does all the work for you.
For comparison, the Womanizer Snap is a similarly compact toy, but its suction feels way more effective. Of course, the Snap costs roughly as much as this entire clock, so it’s hardly surprising that it performs better.
Still, I can’t help wishing BeYourLover had given us a slightly more premium suction toy, even if that meant charging more for the complete package.
The Mini Vibrator
The second removable toy is a tiny vibrator with a short insertable shaft of around 7cm and around an inch wide with a wider base. You can also use both toys simultaneously, combining internal vibration with external suction, which gives the clock a little more versatility than you might initially expect.
It’s certainly an unusual shape. Personally, I don’t think the insertable section is particularly useful for vaginal penetration. There’s simply not enough length for the sort of internal stimulation I usually enjoy.
The vibrations are pretty strong for something so small although they’re distinctly high-pitched and buzzy rather than deep and rumbly, which isn’t my preference, but that doesn’t automatically make them bad. Some people enjoy buzzy vibrations, and there’s certainly enough power here to provide noticeable stimulation.
I actually found this little vibrator more enjoyable during shallow anal use, and was able to orgasm with it with added clitoral stimulation. That’s not how the manufacturer primarily markets it, and anyone considering anal use should ensure that the base is sufficiently flared and secure to prevent the toy slipping inside.
It’s not something I’d choose as a standalone purchase, simply because its dimensions don’t suit my usual preferences, but used in a different way it wasn’t bad.
The BeYourLover App Is Surprisingly Good
Initially, I’d been complaining about the single-button controls on both toys, particularly having to scroll through endless patterns on the suction toy.
Then I finally opened the instruction booklet properly and discovered that both toys are app-controlled, which changed things!
The BeYourLover app connected almost immediately. I didn’t have to register, create an account, provide an email address or go through any complicated pairing process. I simply enabled Bluetooth, switched on the toys and selected the device, and that was it.
The app itself is surprisingly sophisticated, showing the battery level for both toys (top, right) and offering preset modes, touch controls, custom settings, music and sound activation.
Most importantly, Custom Mode allows you to control the suction and vibration separately. There are individual intensity sliders and selectable patterns, so you can choose exactly what each toy is doing without repeatedly pressing its physical button.
The interface is rather pink and playful, with a little untranslated Japanese text here and there, but it’s straightforward to navigate. There’s also an AI Companion feature and long distance control if you go to ‘Interaction’ rather than Solo Play, although I haven’t explored it properly.
BeYourLover has links with SVAKOM, another brand whose toys I’ve reviewed. I’ve previously tested the SVAKOM Klitty and the SVAKOM CiCi+2 rabbit, both of which I rated well from both a toy and app control perspective.
Overall, I genuinely can’t find much to criticise about the app based on my testing. The connection was easy, the controls worked. Unfortunately though, even the cleverest app can’t make a suction toy more powerful than its motor allows.
Charging and Cleaning
The clock charges using the supplied USB-C cable (love!), and the toys recharge when placed in their slots on top.
While the clock is connected to power, the buttons on the toys flash to indicate charging. In my testing, they didn’t appear to charge when the clock was unplugged, so this doesn’t seem to function as a portable charging case like your earbuds, or the Womanizer Snap.
The clock itself retains enough battery power to work in standby for three nights, although I haven’t established its maximum standby time.
The removable toys have water-resistant designs and can be rinsed for cleaning, but the clock itself isn’t waterproof. Keep the clock away from running water, wash the removable toys according to the manufacturer’s instructions and dry everything thoroughly before putting them back.
Is the BeYour Lover Naughty Clock Worth Buying?
This is a difficult one, because I genuinely liked the Naughty Clock!
I love the cute design, the packaging, the fact that it looks completely innocent sitting beside your bed, and the surprisingly functional retro alarm clock. The app control is pretty good, and both toys are OK, but I wouldn’t recommend buying this because you’re looking for a brilliant clitoral suction toy. There are much better options available.
The suction toy is quiet, discreet and functional, but its limited intensity is disappointing. The little vibrator is more powerful than I expected, although its shape and size won’t suit everyone.
What you’re really buying is a cute, discreet novelty product that happens to include two usable sex toys. At approximately £58.40 with my discount code, that’s not an unreasonable proposition.
Thing is, I’d happily pay £100 for this exact clock with a better suction toy inside it, I just think the concept deserves something a little more impressive than the current mushroom.
But as a novelty gift, it’s got a lot of appeal. It’s the sort of thing you could leave on your bedside table, take away with you or give to someone who enjoys quirky, playful products.
After this experience I’d be interested to try more BeYourLover toys in future, because the clock’s design and app have given me a very positive impression of the brand’s attention to detail, even if the suction toy didn’t quite deliver.
My verdict: Buy it because you want a ridiculously cute alarm clock with two secret sex toys, not because you want the best suction toy money can buy.
If you’re anything like me, you might find yourself keeping it beside your bed long after you’ve gone back to using your favourite vibrator.
Get 20% Off At BeYourLover
You can buy the BeYourLover Naughty Clock directly from the BeYourLover website. Use our discount code tammy20 20% off your order.
At approximately £73 before the discount, that brings the clock down to around £58.40.
It’s certainly one of the more unusual products I’ve reviewed, and quite possibly the only sex toy that’s ever managed to get me out of bed for work.
FAQ on the BeYourLover Naughty Clock
Yes. During my testing, the clock retained the correct time and sounded its alarm while unplugged. However, the toys appeared to charge only when the USB-C cable was connected.
Yes. The BeYourLover app has a Custom Mode that allows you to adjust the suction and vibration independently. You can also operate the toys using their physical buttons.
The removable suction toy and vibrator can be rinsed for cleaning, but the clock itself isn’t waterproof and should be kept away from running water.
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