Biird Lumii Review: Small but Powerful Clitoral Suction Toy

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In this Biird Lumii review, we take a look at this cute little clit sucker (RRP £75), similar to the Biird Namii but smaller and also slightly cheaper.

The Lumii clitoral stimulator just has one button which turns it on and off and scrolls through the intensities, so it’s really foolproof.

Already a big fan of Biird and in particular the Namii suction toy, I was sent the Lumii for review.

Biird Lumii Review: Quick Verdict

The Biird Lumii is a compact clitoral suction toy designed for simplicity, quiet operation and strong stimulation. Unlike the larger Biird Namii, the Lumii focuses on one thing: powerful air-pulse stimulation in a small, beginner-friendly design.

Its small size, single-button controls and soft silicone body make it one of the easiest clitoral suction toys to use, particularly for beginners or anyone who prefers discreet toys.

Best for:

• beginners trying a clitoral suction toy for the first time
• anyone who prefers small, quiet sex toys
• people who want simple controls with no confusing vibration patterns

Key Features of the Biird Lumii

Feature	Details
Type	Clitoral suction stimulator
Material	Body-safe silicone with ABS plastic centre
Waterproof	Yes (IPX7)
Charging	Magnetic USB charging
Suction levels	7 intensities
Battery life	Around 2 hours
Weight	90g
Price	£75 RRP

Who are Biird?

Biird are a female friendly pleasure focussed brand who make really non-threatening sex toys as well as a range of really cute merch like earrings and socks with clits on (which I’m wearing right now, as it happens). Their aim is to empower women to take control of their sexuality, not hide it away.

The toys are cute, they’re squishy and body safe and they’re totally unintimidating. They’re a great way to start up a toy collection for a newbie (although even if you’re an old hand, so to speak, you won’t be disappointed!).

What is a Clitoral Stimulator?

If you’re new to clitoral suction toys, here’s a quick recap of how they work.

I talked before about the orgasm gap and why women, on average, get the rough end of the deal when it comes to sexual pleasure. I mean I don’t, but like, other women. Statistically speaking. There is a weirdly pervasive myth – it’s almost an ongoing joke – that women’s orgasms are somehow more difficult to achieve than men’s, but it just isn’t true. Given the right stimulation, there is nothing easier, and it can be done over, and over, and over. Lucky us. However in general you really need to get the clitoris involved as it’s estimated that fewer than 10% of women can climax through penetration alone.

The clitoris contains more than 10,000 nerve fibres, making it more sensitive than Donald Trump. It provides absolutely no reproductive purpose (can you imagine how sparsely populated the world would be if a woman had to orgasm to conceive? What a thought) – it is literally just there to provide pleasure – and yet it gets roundly ignored way, way too often.

That’s where clitoral stimulators (or ‘clit suckers’) come (ha) in. They’ve not been around for that long – the first one I recall hearing about was the Satisfyer Pro 2 back in 2020 – but they’ve certainly made an impact.

Clit suckers provide battery-powered localised stimulation directly to the most sensitive part of your body with big results. Traditionally, vibrators were the only option, but now these handy little gadgets can stimulate all the nerve fibres inside the clit and not just the ones on the surface. The result – if you’re already in the mood – is a near instant orgasm. Woohoo! What’s not to love?

The Lumii is essentially the smaller, simpler sibling of the Biird Namii. It focuses purely on clitoral suction stimulation without the vibration modes or charging cradle.

Biird Lumii Review: Design and Features

Lumii is the newest Biird creation. It’s a small, silicone sex toy with a pearlescent hard plastic middle section that comes in two pretty pastel colours; lilac and light blue.

The Lumii fits in the palm of your hand. Charged with a magnetic charger (so it’s waterproof) it’s really easy to operate; turn on and off by long pressing the button, and then scroll through the seven intensities with a small press. There isn’t that much more to it!

It comes with a holographic storage pouch which has a mirror in it too, which is pretty cute.

Biird Lumii Clitoral Stimulator Review

Hand on heart I’ve not come across anyone so far that has regretted purchasing the bigger and more expensive Biird Namii. The Lumii is functionally very similar; just a smaller, pared down version. For this Biird Lumii review, I’ve summarised the key points below.

Pros and Cons of the Biird Lumii Clitoral Stimulator

Pros

• The Biird Lumii is really small and lightweight – weighing just 90g and measuring less than 8cm in diameter (and 3cm thick). Despite this, it’s still plenty powerful.
• It delivers; it works. That’s the biggie. It works, and it works well. If you’re in the right mood you can have an orgasm in seconds. That’s pretty much all the Lumii review you need, but I’ll keep going…
• It’s practically silent, even more so than the bigger Namii, so you don’t have to worry about the neighbours wondering what you’re up to, or the kids waking up. You could probably get away with it while someone was asleep next to you, but I’d probably suggest waking them up and getting them involved instead.
• It’s waterproof (IP7X Water Resistant, ie it can be wholly submerged) so you can destress in the bath – after all, that’s what door locks are for.
• It’s really easy to clean – you can just rinse under the tap and there aren’t any bumps and ridges to trap lube or fluids or whathaveyou.
• It’s very cute and much less intimidating to sex toy newbies than some. I doubt most people would even be able to guess what it was on first glance. In fact, I once opened a presentation in front of my boss with one of the images from this review on display, and he didn’t even blink.
• The silicone body feels soft and tactile.
• It’s very easy to work out how to use it. There are no annoying patterns or weird functions; it turns on and off with a long press and you can scroll through intensities with a short press. That’s it.
• The Lumii charges really easily and quickly (about two and a half hours) and then you can use it for two hours or so before it needs recharging. This is via a small magnetic charger on the back.
• The flat shape means you can wedge it between your thighs and go hands free for, er, interesting zoom meetings.
• The box and the case are really ‘luxe’ which make it a great gift.

Cons

• The Lumii is quite small and the ‘mouth’ has to be positioned just right to do its job effectively, which might make it less suited to couple’s play (no obvious jokes from me I’m afraid) than a magic wand for instance .
• You can’t reduce the suction or intensity, only increase it. To decrease the suction level or intensity, you need to cycle through all 7 levels, although it’s really simple to do.
• With an RRP of £75 the Biird Lumii clitoral stimulator featured in this review is more expensive than some toys on the market such as the Satisfyer 2 Pro which is a budget sex toy delivering a similar function. However it doesn’t have the same feel or look as the Lumii, which is a really good quality small sex toy that works.

Biird Lumii vs Namii

If you’re deciding between the Lumii and the larger Biird Namii, the main differences are size and features.

• Lumii: smaller, simpler, suction only
• Namii: suction + vibration + charging cradle nightlight

The Lumii is better if you want a compact and discreet toy, while the Namii offers more features and slightly stronger stimulation.

Where to Buy the Biird Lumii (With Discount Code)

The Biird Lumii from this review is available on the Biird website with an RRP of £75 You can get 10% off using the discount code WHINGEWINE It comes with free shipping, and a five year guarantee.

You can get 10% off the Lumii and other sex toys like the Boo and the Ohwii on the Biird.co website with the discount code WHINGEWINE.

If you’re comparing options, you can also see our guide to the best clitoral stimulators in the UK, and if your budget can’t quite stretch to a premium toy, we have a round up of clit suckers under £25.